cause i’m a creep

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Prompt created by yours truly. 
Feel free to use any prompts for October that I post and/or tag me.
I’d love to read your responses

Hmm, I have several:

• I name my car(s)
• at times during the day, I’ll mutter to myself, “What in the actual fuck?”
• I have an aversion to small talk
• I enjoy periods of extended silence
• ability to disassociate whenever I need to
• ability to remember the tiniest details
• talking to my dog like he’s a person
• horrible remembering patients’ names, it’s as if they turn into one giant patient after a while
• I drink hot beverages exclusively, even in the summertime
• I walk around silently, in stealth mode, as if I were a ninja
• if I’m invited to go eat at a restaurant with others, I will look at their menu beforehand to ensure that I can order food in a timely manner and not hold up everyone else’s orders
• fantasize about sexy men without them ever knowing
• saying wed-nes-day phonetically in my head, to help me spell it correctly
• I don’t use forks unless I’m eating steak
• turning down the music in my car when it’s dark outside and I’m looking for a particular street or house
• I like to clean things right after the mess is made
• I try to avoid fruits with little seeds like strawberries because I don’t want them to get stuck in between my teeth or on my teeth
• listening to a song on repeat for weeks
• I use a fidget ring whenever I speak in meetings or large groups
• saying, “yeah, no” when I obviously mean “no”
• eating slowly… like it takes me double if not triple the amount of time in comparison to my friends
• carry hot sauce in my purse
• over think every possible scenario like I’m Dr. Strange