i’m too sexy

Currently listening to: Feel Me – Selena Gomez

I gave you space and time
Now you’re telling me you miss it
And I’m still on your mind
We were one in a million
And love is hard to find

Preface: deja vu part four

My brother stumbled across my former blog through his friends. Traitors, every single one of them. Apparently, it had spread like wildfire within the Asian community, much to my surprise.

One day, my brother confronted me about it, asking why I write such explicit posts and why I choose to air out so much of my personal life. He even went as far as telling me to stop writing about the family. His tone was almost demanding, as if he had the authority to tell me what to do with my own thoughts and words.

I could feel the tension in the air, but I stood my ground. I told him I’d stop writing about him, thinking that would at least satisfy his concerns.

He leaned in and said, “That’s not enough. I’m going to tell mom and dad about your little blog.” I didn’t flinch, didn’t even blink. I looked him straight in the eyes and told him, “Go ahead. Tell them.”

For a moment, I saw his shock. He expected me to back down, to be scared of the consequences, but I wasn’t. He sighed, like a man who’d just realized he couldn’t control the situation or me. “You’re going to do what you’re going to do,” he muttered, giving in.

Not long after, my brother’s roommate sent me an e-mail.

Bwhahaha, I was reading your blog and noticed that you have a sexiest pet contest??  Dude, why have I not won every year by default?  And why was I not notified of this obviously meant for me contest?

This was so funny to me.

He later sent me his brief bio for the contest:

Hello,

I am a Korean guy who loves laughing, soju and samgyupsal.

In this picture I am drunk on soju, cracking up, eating fried pork belly with my fingers.

Life is good.


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29 responses to “i’m too sexy”

  1. noga noga Avatar

    😂🤗🥰My little darling is strong

    1. justrojie Avatar

      Hehehe thank you so much, Noga!

      1. noga noga Avatar

        😘😘😘😘😘😘🙌💕

        1. justrojie Avatar

          <3 <3 love you lots!

          1. noga noga Avatar

            I love you too rojie good morning my love

          2. justrojie Avatar

            Good morning&& hope you have an amazing day!!

          3. noga noga Avatar

            ❤Thank you, my love

  2. Devendr Avatar

    Rojie, your writing truly feels deeply impactful and straight from the heart. The honesty and boldness with which you’ve shared your emotions, struggles, and the complexities of relationships touch every reader deeply. The stance you’ve taken with your confidence and independent thinking is inspiring—especially for those who live suppressing their own voices. Your brother’s reaction and his roommate’s hilarious email added balance and humor to the entire experience. There’s a raw truth and strength in your writing that keeps readers coming back again and again.

    1. justrojie Avatar

      Aw thanks Devendr! 😆 I think I just don’t like being told what to do by my brother haha. And I def don’t like being threatened by him either.

  3. Nicholas K F Matte Avatar

    🤣 that’s so cool!!

    1. justrojie Avatar

      😆

  4. Oksal Onursal Avatar

    Evet sen çok seksisin!

    1. justrojie Avatar

      lol thank youuu Oksal

  5. Jesse Pallante Avatar

    Good for you standing your ground. You are not a child, you can do what you want. You are awesome for not giving in to your brother’s request.

    1. justrojie Avatar

      damn straight! hehehe, thanks, Jesse!

  6. Maddie Cochere Avatar

    Good for you for not backing down to your brother! But wait … what happened to his roommate? Did you two ever go out. Did you know him well. He sounds delightful!

    1. justrojie Avatar

      hah! we never went out, but we remained friends for a while until his brother was murdered…

      1. Maddie Cochere Avatar

        Yikes! Murder!

        1. justrojie Avatar

          Yeah they co-owned a liquor store in Compton and got shot and he died… idk if they ever caught the murderer

          1. Maddie Cochere Avatar

            That’s really sad. 🙁

          2. justrojie Avatar

            Yeah … ever since then he hasn’t been the same cheerful self

  7. ibarynt Avatar

    Did your brother come to know about his roommate? 😁

    1. justrojie Avatar

      hah! i didn’t tell my brother but i know three of his roommates read my blog. i’m sure he was embarrassed but i didn’t give a damn.

      1. ibarynt Avatar

        Imagine the tension if he was around 🤣

        1. justrojie Avatar

          I bet he was more embarrassed hahahahhaa

  8. Violet Lentz Avatar

    Send him an honorable mention trophy. That ought to shut him up.

    1. justrojie Avatar

      🤣

  9. April Avatar

    you go girl!! type it all out….👏

    1. justrojie Avatar

      🤣

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