heaven knows i’m miserable now (rojie’s version)

LINK: heaven knows i’m miserable now (rojie’s version)

Prompt created by yours truly. 
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There are so many…

• phone trees (menus) when I’m trying to get a live person to talk to
• people who don’t use their turn signals, can I just teleport myself already?
• mosquitoes eating me alive
• flies buzzing around me while I’m trying to eat or sleep
• e-bikers who pop wheelies on the streets, IDK why it bothers me but it does
• this unforgiving heatwave
• people who constantly change their minds for no good reason
• having to straighten my wavy hair
• project 2025, MAGA, and this administration
• republicans AND democrats, although I do like Talarico
• the fact that nothing is basically safe to eat anymore in the U.S.
• inflation
• the war in Iran
• the fucking tariffs, especially with our allies
• data centers’ surging demand on water and electricity
• all this surveillance going on, including our phones
• the fact that there are new income class brackets called: poverty line, near poverty, lower income, lower middle class, middle class, upper middle class, and upper income
• billionaires not paying income tax by avoiding salaries, relying on untaxed asset growth, estate planning, and borrowing against assets
• incorrect use of your/you’re, there/their/they’re, to/too/two or misspell “lose” with “loose”
• billionaire tech bruhs
• people who use speakerphone instead of earbuds or headphones
• people picking their teeth at the dinner table
• friends who want to “one up”, I don’t want to compete with anyone
• mean people
• people who leave their pee on the seats in the public restroom
• people who block the aisles in the grocery store… on purpose
• people who send me reel after reel after reel
• people who don’t wash their hands after going to the bathroom
• people who don’t flush the toilet after using it!!! Yes, this happens at work often!!
• people who are prosaic and don’t want to try something new
• people asking me if this AI reel/TikTok is real or not, bruh just look at the comments if you don’t know or check the profile
• people who use AI for everything… and I mean everything
• racists, homophobes, and xenophobes
• people who chew with their mouth open and eat loudly
• my alarm clock
• people who tailgate me when I’m driving
• people who rubberneck when there’s an accident on the freeway
• when people complain CONSTANTLY
• people who flake… a lot
• traffic… *shakes fist*
• when people don’t listen or lock in and I have to repeat myself
• scammers and telemarketers
• people who are long-winded
• (myself) having the attention span of a goldfish
• that I’m still unable to get decent tickets to see The Odyssey in 70 mm