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pushed from the precipice

Tell us about the last thing you got excited about.

Currently listening to: Long Story Short – Taylor Swift

When I checked my email and found out that I passed my certification examination. 

I tortured myself and studied for several months.  I’d forego going out with friends and spent days studying at the library or in my room.  I spent nearly a thousand dollars to sign up to take the examination and purchasing several books to study from and workbooks to do the practice quizzes.  I watched eight hours of lectures, twice, and took meticulous notes.  I rewrote all my notes on the computer and it ended up being over 120 pages when everything was all said and done.

I couldn’t fail.  I spent so much time and money on this…

To celebrate, I masturbated for hours and passed out.  A gift from me to me.  XOXO


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3 responses to “pushed from the precipice”

  1. Sara Allwright Avatar

    Well done & 🤣🤣

    1. justrojie Avatar

      😂 thank you!!

  2. noga noga Avatar

    I have done notifications as long as communication jastrojie

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