Currently listening to: Long Story Short – Taylor Swift
When I checked my email and found out that I passed my certification examination.
I tortured myself and studied for several months. I’d forego going out with friends and spent days studying at the library or in my room. I spent nearly a thousand dollars to sign up to take the examination and purchasing several books to study from and workbooks to do the practice quizzes. I watched eight hours of lectures, twice, and took meticulous notes. I rewrote all my notes on the computer and it ended up being over 120 pages when everything was all said and done.
I couldn’t fail. I spent so much time and money on this…
To celebrate, I masturbated for hours and passed out. A gift from me to me. XOXO
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