the pharma chronicles part xi

LINK: the pharma chronicles part xi

Currently listening to: Interlude – Morrissey & Siouxsie

Loving you is a world that’s strange
So much more than my heart can hold
Loving you makes the whole world change
Loving you I could not grow old
No, nobody knows when love will end
So till then, sweet friend

Another pharma dinner at Ruth’s Chris. I think this is the only way I’m actually getting adequate iron consumption these days, aside from going to K-BBQ restaurants.

A coworker, pharmer (pharmacist) seated to my right, and I were sitting at a table, trying to save two seats for my other colleague and her husband who are both doctors. But since they must have overbooked, the tables were filling quickly.

He walked up, tall enough that I had to tilt my head back just to make eye contact. He was 6’6″ or 6’7″ easy. Big, athletic build, soft eyes, shoulders hunched. He was giving human golden retriever vibes.

“Uh… is this seat taken?” as he grabs the chair next to me on the left.

I didn’t bother to hesitate. “Yes.”

He didn’t move. He stood there like he was in disbelief. I take it he doesn’t get turned down often.

I sighed. “Sure, you can sit here.”

He immediately backpedaled, “No, no it’s okay—I can find another seat.”

“It’s fine,” I said, moving my purse. “Really.”

He sat down and I avoided his eye contact. I could feel the desperation from him, wanting to talk because he was by himself. But little did he know that I am an introvert and after working 1928123 hours, my level of rizz is nil.

I closed my eyes. “I guess I’m going to have to do this,” I thought to myself. I had to be cordial and put on my big girl pants.

I turned my head in his direction and started the small talk banter. His name. His job title. Job location. The weather.

I could tell that he was nice. A bit too nice.

And then he excused himself. As soon as he left the table, my pharmer colleague began talking to me in Korean. She was watching us like we were on a reality dating show.

He later returned with a drink in his hand. He went to the bar to get a neat whiskey. His cheeks and neck were flushed bright pink. Aw poor guy couldn’t break down acetaldehyde properly.

Before we could say anything more, the speaker was starting and we stayed focus on his presentation.

We started off with the goat cheese and artichoke dip then seared ahi tuna.

Steak house salad – baby lettuce, grape tomatoes, garlic croutons.

Classic filet 11 oz of corn-fed midwestern beef.

There was also garlic mashed potatoes and creamed spinach.

For dessert we had the cheesecake with fresh berries but I packed it to take home to my mom.

The speaker had just wrapped up, when I turned toward the pharmer when he started talking to me.

“Hey, is your organization hiring right now?”

I blinked. “Honestly, IDK, I’d have to check.”

Before I could say anything else, he had his phone out and asked, “Can I get your number?”

I paused, then handed my phone to him. He quickly typed his first name, last name, phone number, and job title. Then he handed me his phone, expecting the same. I obliged but also told him that if he calls, I probably won’t answer because I have an aversion to talking on the phone.

“Text me next time there’s another pharm dinner that you’re going to. And if anything opens up at your place, LMK.”

“Sure,” I said.

He slowly got up and shyly said, “I’m gonna head out.” Then he reached over, placed his big hand on my shoulder gently and gave it a slight squeeze.

“Bye,” he said quietly to the both of us.

The second he was out of earshot, the pharmer leaned in close with her eyebrow raised.

I asked her, “Want me to set you up with him? He seemed really sweet.”

She looked at me and thought for a second before saying, “He did seem sweet, but he’s too tall and he’s not korean. Plus, he looks like he’s in his 20’s.”

I countered, “He’s at least in his 30’s. Trust.”

I rolled my eyes so hard that I thought they were gonna get stuck.

Okay dude.

This is the same chick who’s been complaining to me for months nonstop about how she’s ready to settle down and have kids. That she wants a tall man. And that there are no good guys left.

From here on out, I’m gonna refer to him as 롱다리 (long legs). It’s so basic, I know.


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41 responses to “the pharma chronicles part xi”

  1. Nicholas K F Matte Avatar

    This is a funny one Rojester!! Go Mr. Long Legs! Go Mann Go!!! Oh ya!!!!

    1. justrojie Avatar

      lol thanks, Nico!

  2. Ajinkya Rane Avatar

    Are you also a doctor? My niece is a gynaec and her husband is a pediatrition and they recently opened a clinic for mother and child care. It wasn’t an arranged marriage but it wouldn’t have been very different if it was because my cousins her parents were looking for a doctor for her to marry anyway. Long story short my niece is four years older than me.

    1. justrojie Avatar

      lol then i think it’s awesome that they found each other!

      1. Ajinkya Rane Avatar

        Indeed👌

  3. ibarynt Avatar

    He’s quite straightforward. Your colleague doesn’t like him?

    1. justrojie Avatar

      she didn’t seem interested… and neither am i lol. i’m trying to work on myself and don’t want distractions.

      1. ibarynt Avatar

        And not a golden retriever 😁

        1. justrojie Avatar

          lol i don’t have anything against goldens either

          1. ibarynt Avatar

            Too gentle for you though 😆

          2. justrojie Avatar

            lol we both can’t be introverts though haha otherwise we’ll both take up drinking

  4. utahan15 Avatar

    good luck ciao

      1. utahan15 Avatar

        tepid. vamp rapid rewiiiiind!. meh hey

      2. utahan15 Avatar

        outstanding post. to you.

  5. Jake Avatar

    I wonder if he nicknamed you? 🤔

    1. justrojie Avatar

      probably the rude asian lol

      1. Jake Avatar

        Sounds like a podcast title. “The Rude Asian”. Your first episode could go 100% Korean straight stereotype and go directly to reviewing kimichi.

        1. justrojie Avatar
  6. Info-Man Avatar

    Lol long legs 😂

    1. justrojie Avatar

      lololol

  7. Sambuca (✿◠‿◠) Avatar

    Dayum!!! Send em my way!!!! I loooooooooooooooooove tall men!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! If I was in their social circles (which I’m definitely NOT!! But still…. ahaha!!!!) I’d defo date Jin, and RM too. Dayum!!!!!! I don’t eat much beef, just a bit of pork, and chicken and fish! I’m trying to be a good Buddhist you know!! But yum!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    1. justrojie Avatar

      lolol i love jin and rm too, i feel like rm would spank me cause i don’t listen lolol. you’re a better buddhist than i could be

  8. Hazel Avatar

    All the best to long legs.🤩 The food looks so fancy. He will be in the long queue.🤭

    1. justrojie Avatar

      lolol oh no, not for me

  9. ianmdudley Avatar

    Can’t tell if that was the clumsiest pick-up attempt or clumsiest networking / job-seeking attempt. Both? Maybe his good looks enable him to get away with it?

    1. justrojie Avatar

      all of the above i’m thinking

      1. ianmdudley Avatar

        Well, you do have his number… 😉

        1. justrojie Avatar

          lol negative ghost rider

  10. Jesse Pallante Avatar

    It sounds like you are not into Mr. Long legs. He sounded a little forward for wanting your number. I dont know, but he should have taken a hint. If you liked him, you would have been at least leaning into him. Maybe talking with him. I get the vibe, that there’s no vibe. By the way, the food looks marvelous.

    1. justrojie Avatar

      thank you, Jesse! the food was awesome!

  11. Dinesh Kumar Avatar

    Rojie, Girl at pharma dinner meets super tall, nice guy who wants her number. She gives it but coworker rejects him—wants tall Korean dude only. Food was yummy!

    1. justrojie Avatar

      lol that’s the jist of it!

  12. Clay Tucker Avatar

    aww i get all flushed with red on my face too, is another reason i stopped drinking🤣

    1. justrojie Avatar

      haha aww

  13. Violet Lentz Avatar

    Why didn’t your friend cozy up to him? He sounds like just what she is looking for.

    1. justrojie Avatar

      exactly!! she said he was TOO tall was her only excuse

  14. April Avatar

    Go Mr Long Legs! woohooo…

    1. justrojie Avatar

      lololol

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