stale ham

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I feel like this is something someone in the UK would say and I’m here for it.

Every once in a while, I’ll have a clever clap back. Usually, when people are being rude, I walk away or wait for karma.

What’s your best comeback?


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29 responses to “stale ham”

  1. Hazel Avatar

    Same. I never confront, but walk away. I believe in karma.

    1. justrojie Avatar

      People think of me as meek or weak but I’m just not like that…

  2. Jesse Pallante Avatar

    Absolute silence and wait for karma.

    1. justrojie Avatar

      Same!!

  3. Jesse Pallante Avatar

    Yes but stayed ham sandwich is a good clap back.

    1. justrojie Avatar

      πŸ˜‚

  4. Jesse Pallante Avatar

    Typo i apologize. Staled ham sandwich πŸ˜† 🀣

    1. justrojie Avatar

      🀣

  5. Willie Torres Jr. Avatar
    Willie Torres Jr.

    I usually keep it simple: β€œGod bless you.” Nothing disarms rudeness faster than kindness.

    1. justrojie Avatar

      I’ll have to try that next time! Thanks, Willie!

  6. Violet Lentz Avatar

    Very clever!

  7. ianmdudley Avatar

    Karma’s a b*tch that always shows up late.

    I mace them, and when they’re down, kick ’em in the balls (if they’re men).

    Sure, I spend a lot of time in prison, but when I’m out, I find few people stupid enough to sass me.

    1. justrojie Avatar

      🀣 🀣

  8. Gage Ropp Avatar

    That was a great story, karma is a great thing to believe in, in my opinion. I usually walk away then think about a comeback later.

    1. justrojie Avatar

      yeah… i believe what goes around… comes around…

  9. Graciouoluwaferanmi Avatar

    Haha this definitely sounds like something I’d hear in the UK πŸ˜‚ I usually let karma do the work too, but when a good comeback hitsβ€”it’s gold!

    1. justrojie Avatar

      Hahaha yassss 🀣 pple in the uk have amazing phrases

  10. Nicholas K F Matte Avatar

    I say “no no no not me please!!!” Cause if I get big, I get REALLY big lol and it scares me.
    Lol!! And yes, staled ham sandwich is really British I find tooπŸ₯ͺ🫒

    1. justrojie Avatar

      πŸ˜† I can’t imagine eating a stale ham sando

        1. Nicholas K F Matte Avatar

          e downtown at 30 maybe hanging ya know, me my bud Jerry we were tanked and up to no good and we passed a McDick’s cheeseburger that was on the SIDEWALK- “oooooh! Should I eat it, yam yam!?” He asked, I was like “nooooooooo!!!!!!! Keep walking!!” LOLOLOL!!! My God that was gross 😝

          Lol!!

          1. justrojie Avatar

            Eeek that’s gross πŸ˜‚

  11. ibarynt Avatar

    Now I’m all mature Rojie, zip up 🀣. When I was younger… different times then

    1. justrojie Avatar

      πŸ˜† I just don’t have the bandwidth to argue

      1. ibarynt Avatar

        Exactly, wasting our breath too.

        1. justrojie Avatar

          πŸ˜‚

  12. Info-Man Avatar

    Karma works the best , i remember once i messed up big time and there was someone who taunted me on that , 2 months after ,they messed up the same thing , I felt quite relieved, a small incident of karma

    1. justrojie Avatar

      πŸ˜† karma for sure!! I bet they person stopped taunting you

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