Currently listening to: He Loves U Not – DREAM
No chains to unlock, so free to do what he wants
He’s into what he’s got (and that’s me)
He loves me, he loves you not
No matter what you do
He’s never gonna be with you (with you)
He’s into what he’s got
He loves me (did you get it?), He loves you not
I’ve developed a sixth sense for guessing someone’s age — and it has nothing to do with wrinkles or slang. It’s all in the font size on their phone.
My Gen Z friends? Their screens have the default font. But my elder millennial friends and older? Their font is bigger. Like, “one text bubble takes up half of the screen” huge.
I’ve got friends who DM me on Instagram, begging me not to use such small font on my stories. One person said they had to screenshot my story and zoom in just to read what I wrote. My bad.
I’ve got the opposite issue, myopia (a.k.a. nearsightedness), so anything past arm’s length is basically a Monet painting. And to make things extra special, I also have astigmatism — which turns night driving into a trippy light show, like I’m constantly living in a low-budget rave. Streetlights blur, headlights stretch, and suddenly I’m not sure if I’m seeing a red light or an alien invasion.
I’ve toyed with the idea of getting LASIK, but honestly? I’ve heard too many unappealing stories. People needing it twice, or ending up farsighted as they age and needing glasses anyway. So like… what’s the point? Am I really about to pay thousands just to swap one pair of glasses for another down the road?
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