something different

Currently listening to: Stay – Zedd, Alessia Cara

All you have to do is stay a minuteJust take your timeThe clock is ticking, so stayAll you have to do is wait a secondYour hands on mineThe clock is ticking, so stay

As Valentine’s Day got closer, Beau Mec had been bugging me nonstop—to the point where I was getting annoyed. I was already feeling some type of way when I came across the perfect idea—the Bronx Zoo was letting people name a Madagascar hissing cockroach after someone, all for a small donation.

Obviously, I had to do it.

I filled out the form, named a roach after him, and got the official printed certificate. On Valentine’s Day, I handed it to him with the sweetest smile.

He stared at it for a second, then started laughing. “This is the most unique gift I’ve ever gotten,” he said, shaking his head. “I love it.”

I’m pretty sure he’ll never forget me. Ever.


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24 responses to “something different”

  1. Samantha Josephine Hunter Avatar

    Brill~~ Absolutely!!!!

    1. justrojie Avatar

      🤣

  2. Violet Lentz Avatar

    This is too funny. Sarcasm is just lost on some people….

    1. justrojie Avatar

      😂 it sure is!

  3. Sara Allwright Avatar

    Hehe…love it Rojie! 😁😂

    1. justrojie Avatar

      😆 thank you!!

      1. Sara Allwright Avatar

        🤩😆

  4. Jesse Pallante Avatar

    That’s funny 🤣😅

    1. justrojie Avatar

      🤣

  5. Laura Avatar

    Hahaha the meme omg 🤣

    1. justrojie Avatar

      Lolol I love it

  6. Nicholas K F Matte Avatar

    Hahaha!!! You’re unreal!!!!🤭

    1. justrojie Avatar

      🤣

  7. Info-Man Avatar

    This is hilarious 😂😂😂

    1. justrojie Avatar

      😂

  8. Edward Ortiz Avatar

    OMG… awesome!

    1. justrojie Avatar

      😆

  9. Maddie Cochere Avatar

    Genius! … That’s all I got – along with some laughs – meme included. 🙂

    1. justrojie Avatar

      😂 thank you!!

  10. ibarynt Avatar

    That meme rocks.
    Well, he had a great sense of humor or

  11. ibarynt Avatar

    Oops, he must’ve cursed you internally, all while laughing 🤣. You are wicked 😜

    1. justrojie Avatar

      😂 he thinks that I’m sassy and he’s got an old soul.

      1. ibarynt Avatar

        So your bright idea backfired 🤭

        1. justrojie Avatar

          It did!

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