Currently listening to: Issues – Julia Michaels
‘Cause I got issues
But you got ’em too
So give ’em all to me
And I’ll give mine to you
Bask in the glory
Of all our problems
‘Cause we got the kind of love
It takes to solve ’em
Preface: annoyance
Krystiana tried to explain to me why she wanted to take a shower prior to me coming over.
It was because she slept over at some zaddy dude’s house. He lives in the IE (inland empire which is a desert area, not internet explorer, lol). This said dude is a MAGA and she told me that after their first date, she was going to ghost him because of that. But she didn’t. She wanted to “explore” where it was going to go because he was love bombing her. I’d like to also note that this is a woman who wears a Notorious RBG shirt to give you an idea how left leaning she is.
She said that although he was saying all the right things to her, he was still cringey AF. And this is what transpired on their second date:
- he’s not only excited about people being deported, he took her to a Mexican restaurant for supper. Make it make sense.
- while at this Mexican restaurant, his Spanish was terrible but he did what she said is the “middle-aged man thing”…talking loudly and saying that everyone at the restaurant loves him like he’s Norm from Cheers. Groan. He’s already giving me the ick.
- he invited her to his place to convince her that he wasn’t a bad MAGA. Okay, buddy.
- when she returned to his place, she began to drink in excess. He asked if they could have sex. She said, “no”. He respected that, so instead, they did everything but fornicating/insertion. Remind me to tell you about a time when I was drunk with Sam.
- he divulged to her that he caught a case and went to prison for a felony and it wasn’t for anything good. Is he still on probation or parole? A chomo? Wait, what?
- she passed out at his place and she had a gnarly hangover. She woke up to him saying, “Good morning, beautiful.” He cooked her breakfast and made her feel like she was a priority. Mmm hmm…
- even though she took a shower at his place, she still felt…like she needed to get the ick off and wake up because her sleep was fitful. I bet it was…i bet it was…
So if you ask me if I was still annoyed that she wanted to shower while I was at her apartment? You bet your sweet tits, I was annoyed.
An update after she told me she was going to write him off (as of yesterday). She asked me if she would be a bad person if she stays friends with him because she wants to go fishing with him and that he has a boat…
My response was: “Okay, stay safe.” There really wasn’t any need to talk her out of it. She’s already made her decision without telling me outright. The dude has enough red flags to sail the seven seas and if she wants to fuck around and find out…then that’s on her. I’ve already told her my thoughts about the situation when I saw her weeks ago and I hate repeating myself.
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