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Dear Walmart:

I use your app because one of my credit cards pays for my monthly Walmart+ membership and I get: free same-day delivery, video streaming, 10 cents off per gallon, free flat tire repair, free online pet care, free pharmacy delivery, and free returns from home. It also gives me 25% off my Burger King digital order every day and a free Whopper with any purchase every trimester… but I don’t eat Burger King, the only fast food place I really enjoy are In-N-Out, Portillo’s, Steak N Shake, or Culver’s. And if I’m inebriated, White Castle. Don’t judge.

Anyway, I digress.

I’ve been rather busy these days and when I ordered my feminine hygiene products to be delivered, I thought it would come in a discreet box like last time and the times before, not in a paper shopping bag.

But help me understand how this tape is sealed to prevent leaking of my products….

Make it make sense… cause I can’t wrap my head around it.

Thanks,

rojie

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33 responses to “make it make sense”

  1. Nicholas K F Matte Avatar
    Nicholas K F Matte

    THAT is not sealed! VERY true,

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    1. justrojie Avatar
      justrojie

      😂

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  2. Ajinkya Rane Avatar
    Ajinkya Rane

    We don’t have Walamrt but its the same thing here. They will go to any lengths to save money.

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    1. justrojie Avatar
      justrojie

      Like does my driver really need to know that I needed my feminine hygiene stuff? Probably not!

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      1. Ajinkya Rane Avatar
        Ajinkya Rane

        Most definitely not.

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  3. Jake Avatar
    Jake

    That’s discreet if you’re blind.

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    1. justrojie Avatar
      justrojie

      🧐🧐🧐🧐

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  4. Violet Lentz Avatar
    Violet Lentz

    I think the tape is just serving double duty in this instance. heheheh

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    1. justrojie Avatar
      justrojie

      😂

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  5. Willie Avatar
    Willie

    🤣 I had to shake my head and laugh at this one. Walmart really said, “Privacy? Security? We chose vibes.” Hopefully everything arrived intact, but a single strip of tape on a paper bag isn’t exactly inspiring confidence when you’re trusting it to stay sealed during delivery.

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    1. justrojie Avatar
      justrojie

      🤦🏻‍♀️ 😂

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  6. Greg Taniguchi Avatar
    Greg Taniguchi

    “ In-N-Out, Steak N Shake, or Culver’s” when I read this, I was like you have discerning tastes however I’d add shack shack for my list….. Culver’s in WI tastes better than the out of state spots

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    1. justrojie Avatar
      justrojie

      Yeah I’ve only had Culver’s in Minnesota and Wisconsin and it was good. I’ve only had shake shack once on a plane and it was mid but it’s probably better in the restaurant. I also forgot to add freebirds for burritos and board and brew for sammiches

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  7. ianmdudley Avatar
    ianmdudley

    I think that tape is referring to the products within, not the bag itself…

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    1. justrojie Avatar
      justrojie

      Those products are sealed already lol

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  8. Info-Man Avatar
    Info-Man

    Double protection 😂😂😂 no leakage 😂😂 funny 😂😂.

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    1. justrojie Avatar
      justrojie

      🤣

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  9. loia Avatar
    loia

    Haha at least you received them… many times lately when I order from Walmart they forget many things… and last month… they dropped off an entirely different order and I happened to catch the driver before he left and he took everything back with him… then I had to get on the phone with customer service… get the refund process started then I reordered the next day… I’m a monthly member too… yay at the benefits… 😐😆😁

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    1. justrojie Avatar
      justrojie

      Oh dang what a pain!

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  10. April Avatar
    April

    holy shit!! That’s a delivery dispatch guy with good Brains 😂😭😭 still thou atleast we got that tape nonetheless

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    1. justrojie Avatar
      justrojie

      i should have saved the tape and wrapped it around my brain

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  11. Hazel Avatar
    Hazel

    It’s very funny! I hope walmart read it that they woke up😁

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    1. justrojie Avatar
      justrojie

      lol i doubt that they would even care

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      1. Hazel Avatar
        Hazel

        They might lose a loyal customer.

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        1. justrojie Avatar
          justrojie

          i doubt they care they’re so big

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          1. Hazel Avatar
            Hazel

            And what if they disappoint many customers? It becomes a big impact, too. Well, all the best to them. Not every big business is guaranteed to succeed forever.

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            1. justrojie Avatar
              justrojie

              that is true!

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  12. M. Avatar
    M.

    Someone needed tape, didn’t matter what it said on it 😅

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    1. justrojie Avatar
      justrojie

      🤣

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  13. Michael Avatar
    Michael

    White Castles? Judge? The only time I’d judge anyone for eating White Castles is for not eating MORE White Castles! Are those paper plates in the first picture above the bag? I think I have those same paper plates. Dixie 8.5 inch?

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    1. justrojie Avatar
      justrojie

      hah! why yes they are! good eye. but seriously, why’s white castle so good late late night? and the chicken rings… do they still have those??

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  14. ibarynt Avatar
    ibarynt

    That is the seal of the century 🤣

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    1. justrojie Avatar
      justrojie

      lol frfr!

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