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Dear Walmart:

I use your app because one of my credit cards pays for my monthly Walmart+ membership and I get: free same-day delivery, video streaming, 10 cents off per gallon, free flat tire repair, free online pet care, free pharmacy delivery, and free returns from home. It also gives me 25% off my Burger King digital order every day and a free Whopper with any purchase every trimester… but I don’t eat Burger King, the only fast food place I really enjoy are In-N-Out, Portillo’s, Steak N Shake, or Culver’s. And if I’m inebriated, White Castle. Don’t judge.

Anyway, I digress.

I’ve been rather busy these days and when I ordered my feminine hygiene products to be delivered, I thought it would come in a discreet box like last time and the times before, not in a paper shopping bag.

But help me understand how this tape is sealed to prevent leaking of my products….

Make it make sense… cause I can’t wrap my head around it.

Thanks,

rojie

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14 responses to “make it make sense”

  1. Nicholas K F Matte Avatar
    Nicholas K F Matte

    THAT is not sealed! VERY true,

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    1. justrojie Avatar
      justrojie

      😂

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  2. Ajinkya Rane Avatar
    Ajinkya Rane

    We don’t have Walamrt but its the same thing here. They will go to any lengths to save money.

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    1. justrojie Avatar
      justrojie

      Like does my driver really need to know that I needed my feminine hygiene stuff? Probably not!

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  3. Jake Avatar
    Jake

    That’s discreet if you’re blind.

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    1. justrojie Avatar
      justrojie

      🧐🧐🧐🧐

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  4. Violet Lentz Avatar
    Violet Lentz

    I think the tape is just serving double duty in this instance. heheheh

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    1. justrojie Avatar
      justrojie

      😂

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  5. Willie Avatar
    Willie

    🤣 I had to shake my head and laugh at this one. Walmart really said, “Privacy? Security? We chose vibes.” Hopefully everything arrived intact, but a single strip of tape on a paper bag isn’t exactly inspiring confidence when you’re trusting it to stay sealed during delivery.

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    1. justrojie Avatar
      justrojie

      🤦🏻‍♀️ 😂

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  6. Greg Taniguchi Avatar
    Greg Taniguchi

    “ In-N-Out, Steak N Shake, or Culver’s” when I read this, I was like you have discerning tastes however I’d add shack shack for my list….. Culver’s in WI tastes better than the out of state spots

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    1. justrojie Avatar
      justrojie

      Yeah I’ve only had Culver’s in Minnesota and Wisconsin and it was good. I’ve only had shake shack once on a plane and it was mid but it’s probably better in the restaurant. I also forgot to add freebirds for burritos and board and brew for sammiches

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  7. ianmdudley Avatar
    ianmdudley

    I think that tape is referring to the products within, not the bag itself…

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    1. justrojie Avatar
      justrojie

      Those products are sealed already lol

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