wait, what?

Currently listening to: Stop Me If You Think You’ve Heard This One Before – The Smiths

I was detained, I was restrained
And broke my spleen
And broke my knee
And then he really laced into me
Friday night in Out-patients
Who said I’d lied to her?
Oh, who said I’d lied? Because I never, I never
Who said I’d lied? Because I never
And so I drank one
It became four
And when I fell on the floor I drank more

Is this a joke?

I don’t know how I feel about The Smiths reuniting with Anthony Kiedis as the lead vocalist. Like… really? I’m all for musical exploration, but this feels  sacrilege. Morrissey’s voice—love him or hate him—is iconic. It’s haunting, moody, and undeniably The Smiths. You can’t just swap singers/voices and expect the songs to hit the same.

Don’t get me wrong, I like the Red Hot Chili Peppers. They’ve got their own unique sound that is rooted in SoCal funk-rock energy, not existential gloom and lyrical melancholy.

And now there’s talk about the band having a “funky California twist”? Like… why? Not everything needs a reboot. Sometimes it’s okay to let something legendary stay legendary.

UPDATE: It’s actually a hoax… talk about painting a vulgar picture.


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20 responses to “wait, what?”

  1. Nicholas K F Matte Avatar

    I have to check out Morrissey the Smiths, I don’t know them at all but I know their tone, ya, Kiedis, Mother’s Milk I like, John Frusciante is a cool gig, and I really see your point, funny combo, REALLY, aren’t the Smiths super moody mellow lol

    1. justrojie Avatar

      They are super moody!! Turns out this news is fake news!!! Ugh

      1. Nicholas K F Matte Avatar

        Hahahaha!! Ah! Ok lol!

  2. Jesse Pallante Avatar

    This is an interesting concept. Anthony taking over for Morresy. It will definitely be different because Anthony is more funky and rapping where Morresy sang more.

    1. justrojie Avatar

      Yeah that’s so true! Turns out this was nothing more than a hoax! Ugh I hate fake news

      1. Jesse Pallante Avatar

        Me neither

  3. Khandar🇵🇰 Avatar
  4. ianmdudley Avatar

    That is a brilliant hoax. Hats off to the perpetrator. But come on, reading that had to have had your skeptisenses tingling…

    1. justrojie Avatar

      😆 that’s why I asked if this was a joke

  5. Maddie Cochere Avatar

    I didn’t know enough about the players to have an opinion, but now that you say it was a hoax … Don’t you hate it when that happens!!!!

    1. justrojie Avatar

      I hate it when that happens!

  6. Matt Avatar

    Whew. That wouldv’e been awful. Imagine the opposite Morrisey sings the Chili Peppers

    1. justrojie Avatar

      🤣 now that’s funny

  7. ibarynt Avatar

    Californication sticks in your head.

    1. justrojie Avatar

      It does!

  8. Violet Lentz Avatar

    Nope. This doesn’t sit right with me at all. I hope it is satire.

    1. Violet Lentz Avatar

      I just now noticed the update. Good.

    2. justrojie Avatar

      It was faux news ugh

  9. Danny*Fantod Avatar

    Morrissey would be hard to replace but as I understand it he refused to reunite with the band. I know you said it was a hoax. But they could do worse than Kiedis.

    1. justrojie Avatar

      Honestly idk who would be a good replacement…

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