sloth girl

Currently listening to: Apologize – Timbaland feat. OneRepublic

I’m holding on your rope, got me ten feet off the ground
And I’m hearing what you say, but I just can’t make a sound
You tell me that you need me then you go and cut me down, but wait
You tell me that you’re sorry, didn’t think I’d turn around, and say (that)

“It’s too late to apologize (it’s too late).”
I said, “It’s too late to apologize (it’s too late).”

I’m fully in sloth mode right now—because it’s that time of the month and I’m living that #anemialife. It’s worse than last month because of the heat wave.

That said, in my half-lucid swiping on IG, I came across this. I had to fact-check it to make sure I’m not spreading misinformation. Apparently, when a female three-fingered sloth is ready to mate, she literally screams to attract a partner. NGL, I think that’s highly efficient and I love that for her.

It made me wonder though—what happens if she’s not attracted to the male who shows up? Or does that only apply to us humans in the animal kingdom?


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25 responses to “sloth girl”

  1. Hazel Avatar

    I think the sloth is not choosy🤭 She likes all men sloth

    1. justrojie Avatar

      😆

  2. Jesse Pallante Avatar

    She could get raped because there is no Johnny Caukrin in the animal kingdom.

    1. justrojie Avatar

      Wonder if she stays with one or has multiple suitors

  3. Jesse Pallante Avatar

    Well if she keeps yelling. She might have multiple suitors, until one check mates that yelling. I guess 😂🤔

    1. justrojie Avatar

      🤣 like it’s the bachelor show

  4. ianmdudley Avatar

    Given how fast sloths move, she must get pretty hoarse…

    1. justrojie Avatar

      🤣 I didn’t think of that

  5. Violet Lentz Avatar

    Can you imagine how long it takes him to get there? hehehehe

    1. justrojie Avatar

      Might be a minute 😆

  6. Matt Avatar

    It applies though they have different criteria

    1. justrojie Avatar

      Ooh what kinda criteria

      1. Matt Avatar

        Females in other species mostly mate with the alpha male of their species..so nerdy wimpy dorky sloths have no chance 🤓🦥

        1. justrojie Avatar

          aww poor nerdy sloths!!

  7. ibarynt Avatar

    That’s a great question 😅

    1. justrojie Avatar

      😆 idk why I think such things

      1. ibarynt Avatar

        Don’t worry. I’m the same 😁

        1. justrojie Avatar

          😉

  8. Info-Man Avatar

    Maybe all male slots look same 😂😂

    1. justrojie Avatar

      😂 but what about their personalities

      1. Info-Man Avatar

        Hmm i think all male slots are lazy 🦥 , so it should not matter 😂😂😂 btw it’s really funny to say !!!

        1. justrojie Avatar

          lolol can you imagine them getting into a fight and trying to runaway from each other but they can’t cause they’re so damn slow

          1. Info-Man Avatar

            lol I can

  9. Prog2Goal Avatar

    I watched a documentary on sloths before. It’s amazing that they can even find each other during their lifespans!

    1. justrojie Avatar

      They just seem so interesting 😆

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