tinder nightmares

Currently listening to: Incomplete – Sisqó

Listen
Your perfume, your sexy lingerie
Girl I remember it just like it was on yesterday
A Thursday you told me you had fallen in love, I wasn’t sure that I was
It’s been a year Winter, Summer, Spring and Fall
But being without you just ain’t livin’ ain’t livin’at all
If I could travel back in time, I’d relive the days you were mine

I bought this book a couple of years ago at a museum and I’m not sorry about it either.


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21 responses to “tinder nightmares”

    1. justrojie Avatar

      🤣

  1. ibarynt Avatar

    To laugh or to cry 🤔

    1. justrojie Avatar

      Or cringe

      1. ibarynt Avatar

        Extremely cringy

  2. ianmdudley Avatar

    So glad I completely missed that scene. And have no need of it now.

    1. justrojie Avatar

      You’re truly lucky!! It’s tough times out there

      1. ianmdudley Avatar

        Yeah, I know. And I worry about how the Kiddos will navigate this dating sh*tshow.

        1. justrojie Avatar

          It’ll be a cluster fuck for sure

  3. Michael Williams Avatar

    LOL 😀

    1. justrojie Avatar

      🤣

  4. NoPeLeiT Avatar

    Haha… Rofl.. did you buy that.. or make it.. have collection..

    1. justrojie Avatar

      😆 I bought it but I could also write a book about my failed dates

  5. Samantha Josephine Hunter Avatar

    OMFG. What a riot this book is!! Are people on Tinder usually this ratchet??? shudders theatrically

    1. justrojie Avatar

      They are even more so. I’ve only posted the pg-13 ones 🤣

  6. Violet Lentz Avatar

    I am so glad I found dates the old fashioned way- drunk at the bar!

    1. justrojie Avatar

      That sounds more fun tbh!

  7. Linda Avatar

    thank goodness I’m happily married and don’t have to navigate this lunacy! (witty as it is!) Linda xx

    1. justrojie Avatar

      😆 it’s the Wild West out there

  8. April Avatar

    A handbook to keep handy for us 😂

    1. justrojie Avatar

      Lololol

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