Currently listening to: The Next Episode – Dr. Dre feat. Snoop Dogg, Kurupt, Nate Dogg
Step up in this motherfucker just a-swingin’ my hairBitch quit talkin’, crip-walk if you’re down with the setTake a bullet with some dick and take this dope on this jetOut o’ town, put it down for the Father of RapAnd if yo’ ass get cracked, bitch, shut your trapCome back, get back, that’s the part of success
Are there any symbols of wealth that don’t appeal to you, even if you had the money for it? (e.g. luxury cars)
Prompt snagged from: TCMC
Cars. 1000% cars. They depreciate the minute you drive them off the lot—it’s honestly kind of ridiculous to me. I drive a Prius, which is about as basic and practical as it gets, while my neighbors flex Benzes, BMWs, Lambos, and whatever else is out there.
Teslas, especially, feel so meh now. I know some folks think they’re the future, but I’m not impressed. Sorry if you’re a fan, but I can’t stand them—overhyped and underwhelming. A few of my neighbors even bought those ridiculous Cybertrucks, and now they’re just awkwardly parked on the street like sad metal triangles. Massive waste of space, if you ask me.
And don’t even get me started on paying premium gas prices—or investing in an electric vehicle when the infrastructure still feels half-baked. I’ll wait for something better to come along. Until then, I’ll stay in my lane (quietly getting 50+ mpg).
As for luxury fashion brands? Nah. I’m not paying retail for something I can find at the outlet mall for half the price. If it’s not on sale, it’s not for me. My friend Five Star has to have the newest season of everything, and I love that for her, truly—but me? I’m fine waiting.
Now, the one place where I absolutely will splurge? Hotels. Let me explain: I once stayed at a Sheraton (never again), walked barefoot in the bathroom, and left with a souvenir I didn’t ask for—ringworm. RINGWORM. I was so mad that my feet were itchy AF and that I had to use JOCK ITCH cream on my feet. How the hell was I supposed to sell feet pictures with this nasty fungal infection? When my friends and I stayed at the Hilton for a convention, a few of the rooms had bed bugs and they had to request another room. This particular Hilton was a four star hotel. So, no thank you.
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