bienvenidos

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Currently listening to: Gold Digger – Kanye West feat. Jamie Foxx

Now, I ain’t sayin’ you’re a gold digger, you got needs
You don’t want a dude to smoke, but he can’t buy weed
You go out to eat, he can’t pay, y’all can’t leave
There’s dishes in the back, he gotta roll up his sleeves
But while y’all washin’, watch him
He gon’ make it to a Benz out of that Datsun
He got that ambition, baby, look at his eyes

You’re writing your autobiography. What’s your opening sentence?

Welcome to my shit show.

I can go from demure to ratchet in a blink of an eye.

What is one of your quirks?

Prompt from: TCMC

  • I smirk. A lot. The left side of my lips tends to raise ever so slightly when I’m thoroughly entertained.
  • I have a habit of mimicking accents the moment I hear them. I had the Texan drawl down pat after living there for a day. Boston took a little bit longer, but I still managed to pull it off. Korean of Japanese accents in English. Yes. I unconsciously start mirroring people. When my cholo patients talk to me, I slip into their cadence naturally without blinking an eye. Do I get street cred for being born in South Central?
  • I need layers of blankets on me at all times.
  • Give me a true crime documentary on my phone and a home-cooked meal over a fancy restaurant and dressing up any day.
  • Looks are nice, but scents? That’s what gets me. A man’s cologne, the way his skin smells… mmm.. that’s what draws me in… that and intelligence.
  • The scent of old books is intoxicating. I love walking into a library and sniffing the books.
  • At home, I eat everything with a teaspoon. Spaghetti, soup, rice bowls. Whatever. IDGAF.
  • I am also a painfully slow eater.
  • I send my friends down rabbit holes for me and have them report back. TL;DR.
  • I don’t have notifications (socials) on my phone. It’s too distracting while I’m working.

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32 responses to “bienvenidos”

  1. Violet Lentz Avatar

    I love your opening line. I could have said the same in my youth, but I’m pretty mellow in my old age.

    1. justrojie Avatar

      Hehe thank you!! Being mellow is good!

  2. noga noga Avatar

    šŸ™šŸ»šŸ’žšŸ‘šŸ¼šŸ‘šŸ¼šŸ˜

    1. justrojie Avatar

      Thank you!

  3. Sara Allwright Avatar

    Love this Rojie. It made me smile 😁

    1. justrojie Avatar

      Hehe thank you, Sara!!

  4. ibarynt Avatar

    That opening sentence is eye grabbing.
    Those are cool quirks. I relate to the scent, oh my gosh 🤣 and the blanket too šŸ¤·ā€ā™€ļø.

    1. justrojie Avatar

      Hahahaa why are we like this?? 🤣

      1. ibarynt Avatar

        We are uniquely unique 🤣

  5. Samantha Josephine Hunter Avatar

    LOVE the opener!! Fucking hell yes girl. ♄

    1. justrojie Avatar

      Hahaha thanks Sammy!!

  6. CBD Pain Roll-On Avatar

    ā¤ļø

  7. Maddie Cochere Avatar

    As always, you are awesome!

    LOL on the accents. That’s just fun. My granddaughter (8 at the time) and I shopped a Dollar Tree once and agreed to use a British accent the entire time we were in there. It was hilarious!

    Scent – no kidding! Men and books. Sigh.

    The rest of your list is uniquely you! šŸ™‚

    1. justrojie Avatar

      Accents are super fun, specially the Minnesotan one

      1. Maddie Cochere Avatar

        Have you ever seen Fargo – movie or series? Loved them both! That’s my experience with a Minnesota accent. šŸ™‚

        1. justrojie Avatar

          lol I’ve heard of it but yeah the accents are similar depending where in mn you’re from, ya shore you betcha!

  8. April Avatar

    You are so quirky!!

    1. justrojie Avatar

      šŸ˜‚ yes I am

  9. pk šŸŒŽ Avatar

    Nice šŸ’–

    1. justrojie Avatar

      gracias!! šŸ™‚

  10. Solo Avatar

    Gold digger! (My upper body moves back and my head turns)

    1. justrojie Avatar

      The song is a classic!

  11. Hazel Avatar

    My notifications now are only jetpack and messenger. And I don’t think I stopped silencing my phone.😁 I dislike tones on notifications. What’s the notification sounds of jetpack? I don’t know.šŸ˜„šŸ¤­

    1. justrojie Avatar

      lol idk i don’t even have the notifications pop up on my screen either

      1. Hazel Avatar

        That’s awesome! No rush to reply. I need to do it on messenger for my family.

        1. justrojie Avatar

          it’s kinda liberating but sometimes my friends get annoyed 😔

          1. Hazel Avatar

            Yeah, how about emergency?

          2. justrojie Avatar

            my brother and my mom are the only emergency contacts that I have that can bypass and show up in my notifications

          3. Hazel Avatar

            Ah, it’s advance settings which I like.

  12. Michael Williams Avatar

    it really dawned on me a few years back just how much notifications we get! i cut that down asap! Mike

    1. justrojie Avatar

      I’m with you!

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