slouch

Currently listening to: Anti-Hero – Taylor Swift

Sometimes I feel like everybody is a sexy babyAnd I’m a monster on the hillToo big to hang out, slowly lurching toward your favorite cityPierced through the heart, but never killed

I have terrible posture.  I am 5’6″. I slouch because I feel like Godzilla next to my petite Asian friends who are 4’11”- 5’3″.  I know most men prefer smaller women and then there’s me, this monster being, especially when I wear heels.  When I sit, I resemble a shrimp, ready to curl up and hide.

When Forme was having their black friday sale, I went and purchased a bra from the website.  I only bought one because it’s fucking expensive (I could use my FSA/HSA) and I was concerned that it wouldn’t live up to the hype.  Supposedly, this is what Taylor Swift (she is 5’11”) wears and it boasts that it can correct poor posture and misalignment, plus it was designed by an orthopedic surgeon.  If I’m lucky, it’ll make me look and feel more confident and improve my posture.

I’ll let you know how it goes after I receive it and try it on.


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20 responses to “slouch”

  1. noga noga Avatar

    Enjoyable post, well done, good luck dear Rojie

    1. justrojie Avatar

      Thank you!!😊

  2. Info man Avatar

    So I am one inch smaller than you, I am 5’5″ 😂 lol

    1. justrojie Avatar

      Haha yes!

  3. noga noga Avatar

    🤗🙋🏼‍♀️🥰🙏🏻✊🏻✊🏻✊🏻✊🏻Rather, you are beautiful, your soul is sweet, and this is wonderful. Be confident. Rojie. A beautiful morning with your presence, my love

    1. justrojie Avatar

      Thank you so much! Hope you have a fab morning too 💜💜💜

  4. ibarynt Avatar

    Oh please do, I’ve heard about these, they’re quite expensive.

    Men like petite women? That’s news.

    1. justrojie Avatar

      Yasss at least in SoCal they do 😭

      1. ibarynt Avatar

        I wish I was still young then 🤣🤣

        1. justrojie Avatar

          Young at ❤️

          1. ibarynt Avatar

            This young at ❤️ doesn’t work though 🤣🤣

          2. justrojie Avatar

            😆

  5. CJ Antichow Avatar
    CJ Antichow

    Oh cool, I’ve never heard of this! I’m 5’7” so I know exactly how you feel with the ginormous around other females thing.

    1. justrojie Avatar
  6. Punk Rock Is Forever says Sambuca Avatar

    LOL!! I am only 5′. I look like a chonky elf. XD I want to be taller but God decided to keep me tiny. rolls eyes

    1. justrojie Avatar

      Guys prefer shorter girls!!

  7. oneinchframes Avatar

    Roj, being tall is the coolest thing ever. Many “petite” girlies would kill to be that tall. Be proud, stand tall and proud!

    1. justrojie Avatar

      lol guess the grass is always greener on the otherwise

  8. Michael Williams Avatar

    i need something for my posture too. thanks for the reminder! Mike

    1. justrojie Avatar

      You’re welcome!!

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