Still listening to: What You Waiting For – Gwen Stefani
I can’t wait to goBack and do JapanGet me lots of brand new fansOsaka, TokyoYou Harajuku girlsDamn, you’ve got some wicked style, go
The three of us were in the car and we were comparing men from our country. Korean and Japanese.
My beef with Korean dudes are:
- they can’t live up to the K-drama hype. It’s not their fault but it’s so highly romanticized that it’s fucking impossible.
- they’re easily jealous. I can’t even with that.
- not good in the sack. Sorry but not sorry.
- they flex too much. I’m more of a low-key flexer if I flex. I’m not into Keeping Up With the Kims. I like what I like.
Their beef with Japanese dudes are:
- “They’re super weird.” My former roommate, Yummy, could vouch for this. She is half Japanese and half Korean. She was dating this Japanese guy, Takashi. I thought he was quiet and whatever. Apparently, while she was on the couch sleeping, she felt someone’s hot breath on her face. She kept her eyes closed. Her boyfriend got closer and closer to her and whispered into her ear, “I hope you die.” Yeah, no thanks. He definitely wasn’t in his senses. They broke up shortly afterward.
- “They have strange kinks like no other”. Okay, this I could believe because I’ve heard that they sold used panties in a vending machine in Japan. I mean, if the price is right, I probably would sell my used underwear there. Trollololol. Also, IDK who would have more fun watching Oruchuban Ebichu (NSFW). Me or the Japanese dude?
- they’re dominating. South Korean isn’t far behind in being sexist. TBH, I think I scare the shit out of both Japanese and Korean dudes. I can be demure but I can also be a beast. Sometimes, I want to be treated like a baby and other times I want to be manhandled. Just depends on my mood, I blame it on being a Gemini.
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