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dirty girl era

ꡬ두 = goodoo = dress shoes.

ꡬ두 Man is the elusive attorney who followed Jules everywhere like a lost puppy.  I, on the other hand, scared the bejesus out of him and he avoided me like the Bubonic plague.

He was Jules’ other bestie. Even though he wasn’t that much taller than me, he was probably one of the most handsome men I’ve ever come across. He was Taiwanese and very polished. During the time when we were all living in Chicago, Yummy (my roommate) and I were going through our dirty girl era.  Definitely not demure at all. It would be days of us not showering and basically looked like we rolled straight out of the dumpster. We didn’t give a fuck about our appearances.

When we were all meeting up for dinner, I would pull up in my pajamas, my hair was snarled from not brushing it for days, and I had a mouth like a trucker. Sitting next to me was ꡬ두 Man in his button-up shirt and looking like a whole meal.

Of course he was nice to me because we ran in the same circle but I could see him slightly flinching whenever we had graphic sexual conversations. Jules said that she’d catch me staring at him…I thought I was being less conspicuous about it but I guess not.  I mean how could I not look at him? He would avoid eye contact with me, he was extremely shy and there’s me, I’m just being an absolutely disgusting slob. And at that time, I had a mouth that would make Ali Wong blush (if you caught her latest standup on Netflix, IYKYK)

If I could describe his looks it would be an older more masculine version of Felix from Stray Kids with short hair. Yeah. Sexy AF. I’ve been chasing this man (in my head) for years in two different states.

When my dad passed away, he mailed me a card with a check.  I was surprised because we weren’t close by any means.  It was a very sweet gesture and proper of him to do.


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13 responses to “dirty girl era”

  1. ibarynt Avatar

    Sounds like you missed the bus by more than a mile 🀣

    1. justrojie Avatar

      He was so out of my league lolol

      1. ibarynt Avatar

        Well you were living like a slob then πŸ˜‚

        1. justrojie Avatar

          Haha yup!

  2. Shashwat Mishra Avatar

    Nice πŸ‘

    1. justrojie Avatar

      Thanks!

  3. sambuca22 Avatar

    I guess what they say is true non? “You don’t know what you have until it’s gone”? If he looked a bit like Felix then, why the fuck did you not smarten up chica?! Still, that was nice of him to mail you after your dad died… so maybe? (lol)

    1. justrojie Avatar

      Lolol idk I knew he was too good for anyone actually

  4. Laura Avatar

    Hahaha love this, dirty girl era, it is what it is, take it or leave it πŸ˜‚ 🀣

    1. justrojie Avatar

      Right?? πŸ˜‚ that’s what I’m saying

  5. Sara Allwright Avatar

    Can’t win them all πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

    1. justrojie Avatar

      πŸ˜† nope!!! Sometimes it’s just nice to look

      1. Sara Allwright Avatar

        Too right πŸ‘οΈπŸ€—πŸ€—

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