Currently listening to: Mr. Brightside – The Killers
I’m coming out of my cage
And I’ve been doing just fine
Gotta gotta be down
Because I want it all
My friend’s been complaining about the guys shes meeting or going on first dates with. They’re either fuccboi’s, immature, wanting to blackout every weekend, having never ending existential crises, lack common sense or ambition. I’ve been telling my friend to stop fucking around with these young dudes and to try a zaddy. Someone with life experience/mature (can give good life advice and is an A+ in the sack) and knows exactly what a woman wants.
So she has her first zaddy date tonight. Hope it goes well.
PS: I hate boba. Turning in my Asian card…
PPS: the zaddy in the Mr. Brightside mv is Julia Robert’s brother, Eric.
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