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deja vu part four

Currently listening to: Moonlit Floor – LISA

Kiss me under the Paris twilight
Kiss me out on the moonlit floor
Kiss me under the Paris twilight
So kiss me

I was experiencing a myriad of emotions.  To take my mind off things, I hosted a contest on my blog – not this one, but one from my past.  The enticing grand prize? snort An exclusive role as my emotional human pet for a year, along with a few bills because let’s be honest, I can be egregious at times.

To my utter astonishment, the contest gained massive interest.  People were excited to enter, eager to assume this unconventional role in my life.  After a week of collecting entries, I let the readers vote for their favorite.  This quirky experiment turned into a mini tradition that I ran for three consecutive years.

Even now, I maintain connections with the three human pets.  They’ve become remarkably loyal companions. They were there to listen as I practically word-vomited my feelings, drama, and trauma.  Interestingly enough, these chats remained strictly platonic; there was no flirting involved – just genuine human connection.

Him: How’s your pd withdrawal going?
Me: It’s a bad withdrawal.  Worse than heroin.
Him: Ok…your pet can help.
Me: Thanks, gonna lie down.
Him: Okay…get sleep 🙂

Him: You work out today?
Me: Yup
Him: Good…sexy bitch = more man meat to choose from.
Me: Need quality man meat.
Him: What’s quality man meat…inspector bitch?
Me: Grade A5. Japanese Wagyu.
Him: Grade A5…

Him: Have you been working out?
Me: Yup
Him: You know, you have a good job, more ass than Kim K, get a real man.  someone who will take better care of you.
Me: Fuck it.  I don’t need anyone to take care of me.  I’m gonna focus on my fitness anyway.


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12 responses to “deja vu part four”

  1. albatrosswing22 Avatar

    Work it girl. 🤣🤣🤣

    1. justrojie Avatar

      😆 I’m trying!

  2. ibarynt Avatar

    That’s interesting, human pets. Now where do I get one of those 🤔.

    1. justrojie Avatar

      😂 I’m sure if you put out an ad they would come

      1. ibarynt Avatar

        Yes and have the baby boomers pet me instead 🤣

        1. justrojie Avatar

          Lolol or get gen z’s

          1. ibarynt Avatar

            One extreme to the other… can’t risk either 😂

          2. justrojie Avatar

            Lolol millennials?

          3. ibarynt Avatar

            I guess they’re acceptable 🤣

          4. justrojie Avatar

            🤣

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