age is nothing but a number

Part I

So this happened at the concert tonight…

He literally came up to me and kept trying to get closer.  I acted like he wasn’t there, which I’m pretty fucking good at now because I can ignore just about anyone.  Then he began talking to me.  I continued to not respond to him till he asked me a question.

Him: You’re like 26, right?
Me: Forever 21

Part 2

I still recall when Patty Duke tried to shame me for dating Beau Mec because he was younger than me.  But to be fair, I was nearly in the middle/mean between the two. C’est la vie.

Part 3

After the debacle between the two, I started dating men who were closer to my age.  That was such a shit show that it actually deterred me from much older and younger men.  That was a dramatic shift but I’m a Gemini.  I do many things that seem nonsensical to others but are crystal clear to me.