the smallest man who ever lived (rojie’s version)

Let’s be clear.  I never had sex with him…but I knew he wanted to.

He pursued me (TBH, I’ve only chased one dude before and that backfired.  I crashed and burned and I never allowed myself to do that again).  Anyway, I digress.  It was the allure of his British accent that drew me in.  We were texting and video chatting for a few days.

Also, for whatever reason, I imagined him with a small penis.  Maybe it’s because his character was trash.  IDK, but I’m told that metaphorically, I give big dick energy.  It makes me laugh every time I hear it.

If you’ve ever watched the “WTF did I marry” 50 series on TikTok or YouTube, this would have been my version.  He was a serial pathological liar.

We went out on two dates (coffee in the daytime and supper) and it was enough for me because that’s when all hell broke loose.  I just did not have good vibes from him. It made me feel very uneasy.  Perhaps it was his penchant for weaving elaborate lies or his knack for manipulating the truth that made him sus.

 


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